Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of and I think I'm putting out a great product.

The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.

Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.

I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.

I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.

The old liberal rebelled against taxation without responsibility, the new liberal wants the taxation as a handout without responsibility.

With empty hand no man can lure a hawk.

A citizenry that is aware of always being watched quickly becomes a compliant and fearful one.

I used to take culinary arts at Job Corps so I'm a certified chef. I could cook chicken alfredo.

That is a trial I must face," Veka said. "No, that is a multiheaded snake thing, Jig snapped.

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.

I believe there are Steve Jobses all around us. Really, what is happening is that they're being edited out of importance.

The greatest genius is the most indebted person.

You made your own jean shorts...with a butter knife?

I never felt so close to a guitar as that silver one with mirrors that I used on stage all the time.