All tweets are tasty. Any tweet anybody writes is tasty. So, I try to have each tweet not simply be informative, but have some outlook, some perspective that you might not otherwise had.

Dreams about the future are always filled with gadgets.

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who know only what to think.

Need a distraction today? Not only does 12 + 1 = 11 + 2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two."

We are part of this universe; we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts, is that the universe is in us.

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

Today, scientists sound the alarm on other environmental dangers. Vested interests still hire their own scientists to confuse the issue. But in the end, nature, will not be fooled.

If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically.

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

A lion conquers more in one day than a sheep in a lifetime.

The first principle of contract negotiations is don't remind them of what you did in the past - tell them what you're going to do in the future.

I love getting stuff, and if I give a present to someone and don't get one back, you can bet your life they won't be getting one next year.

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

When the picture was finished, they took me into the sound room and then I screamed more for about five minutes just steady screaming, and then they'd cut that in and add it.

You can only do your best. That's all you can do. And if it isn't good enough, it isn't good enough.

My eyes, my brain seek out escape routes wherever I am sent.

I tell myself I bear witness. The real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide.

A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.

Coward dogs most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten runs far before them.