All success consists in this: You are doing something for somebody - benefiting humanity - and the feeling of success comes from the consciousness of this.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.

The rules of soccer are very simple. Basically it's this: If it moves kick it if it doesn't move kick it until it does.

There is no generation from an egg in the Mineral Kingdom. Hence no vascular circulation of the humours as in the remaining Natural Kingdoms.

A painting probably is the most shocking increase in value, from what it costs to make to what you sell it for.

Indeed, the Englishman's history of New England commences only when it ceases to be New France.

My lawnmower can't change in the way that my son can or that I can.

The organ in the worship service is a sign of Baal.

I tried to make it as real for them as possible. The thing about being reality is that reality is not always fun. They did a big piece of growing up that day.

Every single instance of a friend's insincerity increases our dependence on the efficacy of money.