All life is a chance. So take it! The person who goes furthest is the one who is willing to do and dare.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.

If you are not in the process of becoming the person you want to be, you are automatically engaged in becoming the person you don't want to be.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.

When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness.

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire.

The world is so full of people who are grabbing and self-seeking. So the rare individual who unselfishly tries to serve others has an enormous advantage. He has little competition.

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!

My pictures are airbrushed.

We become victims of the great disease of technological society - meaninglessness.

Do you like to eat things? -I love eating. I list it as a hobby.

Any false value is gonna be fairly boring in Perl, mathematicians notwithstanding.

No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.

Because also, sometimes things that are really funny on the day, when you look at them in post can feel too broad, you know? Sometimes not, but it's kind of weird how that can change.

He always did the leaving. But not this time. She kept walking, and did not look back.

I thought of the future, and spoke of the past.

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.