All honest labor becomes easy; it only becomes hard when done with unwillingness.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Nothing is for free, even in heaven.

The abuse dies in a day, but the denial slays the life of the people, and entombs the hope of the race.

Don't pray that God's on our side, pray that we're on his side.

Art is the aesthetic ordering of experience to express meanings in symbolic terms.

The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.

Generally speaking, violence always arises out of impotence. It is the hope of those who have no power.

I was playing garbage minutes the first two to three weeks. There was definitely a little bit of 'what's going on?' in my prayers.

I got so lucky on my 'Red Widow' cast. It was just the universe looking out for me that I got those actors. It's a big ensemble cast, a very international cast. I don't know how that happened.

Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

The earth is definitely doomed.