All get what they want; they do not always like it.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I refuse to settle for what you call reality.

Don’t react to any fuming argument.

I like all the adventure sports but I like to do them in a safe way.

When I first moved to L.A. as a dancer, all I wanted to do was dance. I never even considered trying to act or direct.

I have friends who are writers, but we don't tend to talk about literature very much. It's just not part of my process; I tend to be pretty secretive about what I'm working on.

It takes much more energy to ignore things than it takes to deal with them and not be afflicted by them anymore.

Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.

You can be sad recalling sad times, but if you really want to be sad, recall happy times.

He who tastes not, knows not.

I never planned on being a plumber.