Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!

Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup!

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often.

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

The blazing fire burns to light.

In real life, I myself am kind of a rambling guy. I like to travel.

A man's duty? To be ready -- with rifle or rood -- to defend his home when the showdown comes.

Shredded feelings are the fuel that feed the machinery of melodrama. And good melodrama just has honest feelings and is honest about the way people interact.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

I come more and more to the conclusion that one must take the side of the minority which is always the more intelligent one.

Ethics and Equity are at the core of debate of climate change. Debate has to move from Climate Change to Climate Justice.

You are always growing, so maybe the way that you bring the songs forward and translate them is more mature.

Nothing grows old-fashioned so fast as modernity.

It starts with a single sound. If there's something in that sound, then it's worth continuing.