Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

That problem has been going on since men and women and their children moved from the plains and into caves. How many times have you heard Howard Cunningham talking to Marian about shopping? Too many.

Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.

To me acting is like a jigsaw puzzle. The jigsaw puzzle is of the sky and all the pieces are blue. Out of this you have to create a human being and put it together.

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself.

How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.

As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.

Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything.

Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.

We don't know Where God is, Who God is or What God is… BUT GOD IS!

Some day our journey through this life will be over and we will embark on another journey—one that will last forever.

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

If you're not willing to let your partner see your cellulite or know your biggest fears, then you aren't really ready to share yourself.

Ever since I was young, I've read Austen and the Brontes. My friends laugh, but those books are always so tragic and wonderful - those stories, they're just incredible.

I didn't want to make a man the No. 1 quest in my life.

I can now say that the more I learnt about Islam, the more tolerant I became.

Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.

Be realistic: Go for the impossible!

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.