Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

I have only hated men at those moments when I realized that I was doing all the giving and they the taking. At least when I was a prostitute, it was all honest and upfront.

You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!

My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge fifty dollars and it's called prostitution.

A freak is basically anyone who needs fantasy, degradation, or punishment in order to achieve his interpretation of erotic gratification.

The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.

My Pleasure is my business

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

I was a frustrated astronaut all my life. I grew up at a time when space seemed to have no boundaries, and lots of us presumed humans would be living on the moon and landing on Mars.

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.

People who have come from nothing and started their own business or opened up a whole new niche in a particular industry, they truly inspire me.

Love is a way of living, and not something that you give.

You don't have to be at rock bottom to take care of yourself.

I love the magic of the studio.

I'd love to do some comedy. Particularly French comedy, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms.

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

That's how I believed relationships worked: You go into town, pick up the girl you want, then ride off into the mountains and the townsfolk can't get them back.

If Ive vividly laid out the narrative, the reader will come to his own conclusions.