A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

I have only hated men at those moments when I realized that I was doing all the giving and they the taking. At least when I was a prostitute, it was all honest and upfront.

You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!

My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge fifty dollars and it's called prostitution.

A freak is basically anyone who needs fantasy, degradation, or punishment in order to achieve his interpretation of erotic gratification.

The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.

My Pleasure is my business

The most important thing about power is to make sure you don't have to use it.

If I never do another movie, I will have had the privilege of working on one of the big Hollywood movies with top people, creating a world that can only be described as totally cinematic

Bringing up a child in a loving relationship is the most important thing.

One regret dear world, that I am determined not to have when I am lying on my deathbed is that I did not kiss you enough.

It's become impossible to enjoy most quality television shows because the hurt or endangered women device is so frequently used.

Where then shall hope and fear their objects find?

Just a huge credit goes to the GM Goodwrench team and all my teammates that went before me. It's been a good weekend for us so far and hopefully we can put it all together tomorrow night.

I don't believe that hard work equals success. It can, and maybe it should, but I know that it doesn't. There's a very slight relationship between the two.

love, is an unnatural attachment to another living thing. it's the root cause of most personal problems people have.

You are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.