Actresses are nightmares. I don't hang out with any of them. That's a problem with my profession. I try not to be like an actress.

In any profession, there's a sleazy side and an honorable side

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

I'm involved in Project ALS which is trying to get money for stem cell research. That's one I've been pretty involved with because if you can cure that, you can cure so many other diseases.

If it's a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands.

Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat.

The critics tend to forget their own answers after a while

Size counts. That's all.

I dont have any blonde friends.

Depression is my bestfriend

This is how I disappear in pieces.This is how I leave while not moving from my seat.This is how I dance away.This is how I'm gone before you wake.

First he threw out all of his records, trashed his heart and then he went to sleep.

Death is a delightful hiding place for weary men.

All things desirable to men are contained in the Bible.

A novel is like a gland pill - it nips off the cream of my hysterics and gets them running on track in a book where they belong instead of rioting all over my person.

I don't need to waste my time with a computer just because I am a computer scientist.

Answers come when the questions that are being asked need to be answered.

The haiku reproduces the designating gesture of the child pointing at whatever it is (the haiku shows no partiality for the subject), merely saying: that!

You get nothing but the truth from me.