A woman is supposed to have curves like an old Bentley, not like some old bike.

Being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow.

Unhappiness lies in that gap between our talents and our expectations.

Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

People either hate me or dislike me - but I realized that people aren't against you, they are for themselves. We're all prejudiced in favor of ourselves.

The problem I've got is that I really, really like drugs. I love everything about them. It is horrific being sober all the time-utterly awful.

One of the many troubles of growing older is that it gets progressively harder to find a famous historical figure who hadn't yet amounted to anything by the time he was your age.

People are obsessed by happiness, but there are a lot of other invigorating experiences available.

But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someone

To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.

Once war becomes a clash of absolutes, there is no breathing room for mercy. Absolute truth is blind truth.

At her first bleeding a woman meets her power. During her bleeding years she practices it. At menopause she becomes it. Traditional Native American saying

If you have to injure someone, then make it so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.

A woman can carry a bag, but it is the shoe that carries the woman.

Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

My first work in comics had an Adult theme and I had to create a nom du plume to separate that work and my Children's entertainment.

Like most of the educated, I do harbor a fondness for the sins of my ignorant past.

The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her.

No food or drug will ever do for you what a fresh supply of oxygen will.

Don't forget to stop and smell the roses.