A true DreamChaser knows how to sacrifice beyond measure and live with the decision.

The way the Democrats go about seeking equality is to lower people at the top.

TV has created a kind of false collectivity.

If I need to bulk up for a role, I will do more weights. If I need to slim down for something, I will do more cardio. That's usually how it goes.

Life after 50 or 60 is itself another country, as different as adolescence is from childhood, or as adulthood is from adolescence - and just as adventurous.

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile

It's hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news.

What other significance can our existence have than to be ourselves fully and completely?

Do we really want another politician in the White House America can't trust?

Here, I thought, I had found the human race in its final stages of decadence perverse, insouciant, without ambition. And I could not blame them. After all, they had no future.

People keep referring to me as a standup, and that just doesn't sit well with me because a lot of my friends are standups and they're brilliant at writing jokes, and I'm not.