A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

I was a very fearful little kid, and I would always see the worst in everything. The glass was half-empty. I would see people kissing, and I would think one was trying to bite the other.

I want to give you some love, I want to give you some good good lovin

I love suspense movies, because in a sense they're the most dreamlike of any genre, and I'm sure I'll make another one.

Life is a field of unlimited possibilities.

Every day in every way, I am increasing my mental and physical capacity. I am reversing my biological age.

The whole secret of mysticism is this: that man can understand everything by the help of something he cannot understand.

In my opinion, no young player can develop his or her game to its highest potential if he or she rides around the course in a golf cart.

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"