A successful life depends less on how long you live than on how much you can pack into the time you have.

Work at being a humble person.

Everyone has special talents, and it is our duty to find ours and use them well.

If you want to have a better performance than the crowd, you must do things differently from the crowd.

Bull-markets are born on pessimism, grow on skepticism, mature on optimism and die on euphoria.

To buy when others are despondently selling and sell when others are greedily buying requires the greatest fortitude and pays the greatest reward.

An attitude of gratitude creates blessings.

To get joy, we must give it and to keep joy, we must scatter it.

Sell a stock only when you have found a new stock that is a 50% better bargain than the one that you hold.

The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other finds an excuse.

It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

Never split up, better together than one by one to die!

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

My idea of an acceptable person is someone that is ready to accept my ideas.

The fuel of ambition is not the problem; it is the focus of ambition that frees or betrays us.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

All you have to do is close your eyes and wait for the symbols.

I do believe in an afterlife. I try to be at one with people and try to love life as much as I can.

Fair and balanced is doublespeak for bite-out-chunks-of-truth until only irrelevancy is left, byte-sized, entertaining irrelevancy.

Poetry, a speaking picture to teach and delight.

I did Showtime at the Apollo when I was 10, and it was the first time that Id ever performed on TV, and it felt great.