A person buying ordinary products in a supermarket is in touch with his deepest emotions.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance.

Things are not what they seem.

One in whose head is conceit, Think not that he will ever listen to truth.

I think Michigan and the people of Michigan know - really, they know that I'm going to protect them. They're great people.

I’m not sure I’ll ever be finished. No matter how much I write, there will always be something I should’ve said.

When I came off the boat I was very proud of the thick calluses which had developed on my feet. But now, I am struggling to get into my favourite high heels which is a shame, as I have so many.

Once you're a Motown artist, that's your stigmatism, and I was there from the very first day

The autumn wind is a Raider, / Pillaging just for fun; / He'll knock you around, / And upside down, / And laugh when he's conquered and won.

Actual patriotism has to do with loving a place enough to try and improve it.