A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.

Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat.

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts wisdom lies in their simplification.

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.

Whenever ideas fail, men invent words.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

In my dreams I sleep with everybody.

A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.

Science has everything to say about what is possible. Science has nothing to say about what is permissible.

I love garlic, and I use it often.

Eighty percent of my pieces gravitate towards an A, as a tonal thing, not at the beginning, but somewhere in it.

He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.

We think we see the world as it is, when in fact we see the world as we are.

There is no life higher than the grasstops

Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.