(A country where) the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

You may hate me from your heart but I will continue to love you to touch your heart.

He offered me a ride up from the abyss and I took it. But a ride with the devil is never free. And accepting that ride can only lead to hell.

When I sound real, I'm fake, and when I sound fake, I'm real.

I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery.

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Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? Will you still love me when I've got nothing but my aching soul?

[My favorite word is] and. It is so hopeful.

[When you write a play] you walk into a forest without a knife, without a compass. But . . . if you have a sense of geography, you find that you're clearing a path and getting to the right place.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

It's really easy to slide into a depression fueled by the pointlessness of existence.