A closed mouth catches no flies.

There is remedy for all things except death - Don Quixote De La Mancha

Diligence is the mother of good fortune.

All sorrows are less with bread.

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.

Be slow of tongue and quick of eye.

Thou hast seen nothing yet.

Facts are the enemy of truth.

It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it.

The brave man carves out his fortune, and every man is the sum of his own works.

Honesty's the best policy.

My black-headed black-eyed boy. I remember every day of you. How would I forget?

Come on up, boys-I'm dead.

Forgive and love again.

To every person who has never experienced genuine love and kindness, may you still have the strength to find the love and light that exists within your soul to give, thrive, and shine.

A bad workman quarrels with his tools.

Each undervalues that part of the materials of thought with which he is not familiar.

I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another.

I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better.

Checkers is for tramps

Right now, I do not like kids at all. I mean, I love my fans and everything, but when you have kids following you around all day, it's like, 'Ugh, kids!' Maybe that will change when I get older.