Wit Quotes
Why did men have to ruin everything? The answer was simple, she supposed—because foolish women gave them the chance
When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.
What you did tonight was clever, ” Wit said. “You turned an attack into a promise. The wisest of men know that to render an insult powerless, you often need only to embrace it.
You sounded like Dolly parton on helium."(After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol, sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns"(After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero'by Mariah Carey)
Had they been dogs they would have sniffed me over and then drawn back. But humans have no such inbred courtesies.
My country, right or wrong, ” is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, “My mother, drunk or sober.
Who values the past lives sentimentally.Who optimizes the present grabs opportunity.Who balances time creates harmony. Who disturbs harmony leads complexity.Who solves complexity opens continuity.
Victory in war is usually the result of compromising what you want and behaving like those you despise." - Tapio
Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may.
Oh, well, that's not bad, I suppose. I mean, I'd prefer devastatingly sophisticated - but almost endearing is more than I could have hoped for under the circumstances.
Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so your
Never rely upon a time machine to fix your problems, as everyone knows, they're much too faulty.
My mind ran over everything that had happened lately, and running on such thoughts made even my feet hurt.
Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.
I no longer believe in love, " she said bitterly. "When people claim to have lost their heart, it's usually only their wits that have vanished.
To have a viable civilization, people have to have a benign government, a semblance of education, spare time, imagination, and manners
You would wind up as a cat, I told her. They don't need anyone else. I need you, she replied.Well, I said. Maybe I'll come back as catnip.
Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical.
That's what you think of me, is it, girl?" said his lordship, a glint in his
Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.
A fool is a man who believes glory can be found at the tip of a sword instead of on the tip of his tongue. That is life’s cruel trick.
Always remember that you can explain things for people, but you can't comphrend for them.
There is no greater hiding place for a secret than within the mind of a madman.
There's no greater proof of an impoverished mind than its inability to be witty except at other people's expense.
I have great affection for you, Roy" I answered, "but I don't think you are the sort of person I'd care to have breakfast with.
Those who are most sincere are also the most morally suspect, as well as being incapable of producing or appreciating wit.
I hope to return. I’ll do so if I’m not killed. Probably will anyway.
A palindrome, ” I said the first time she told me. She looked at me, perplexed, and that’s when I knew I could never love her. What a waste of a palindrome she was, that Hannah.-Owen Gentry
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.
Really?""No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember.""Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic.
That's a very murky position, " objected Felix."So's the weather. But this is England, we must learn to live with uncertainty.
