Wit Quotes

Great wits jump

Frame everything and some of it will become art.

Yes, well, I'm not asking you to hide anything. Hiding won't help you. You can't very well hide from a pit, can you? You just need to avoid falling into it." - Brohan Madhrarigal

They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven? Or is he in Hell? That damned, illusive pimpernel.

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

If you've brains it's better than beauty - brains last, beauty doesn't.

I suppose we all tend to want the impossible. And sometimes in attempting it we achieve something near enough to the impossible to elicit satisfaction.

you ask too many questions, " snapped Cletus.I kept my gaze on Roman. "that's because I get too few answers.

Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal.

I wish for you the wisdom to mind your own business.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating beauty.

I’ll admit, Jasnah, that I empathize with your skepticism, but I don’t agree with it. I just think you've been looking for God in the wrong plac

Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all

It is the curse of the competent―not to be called upon.

I shall always inspire many hearts in timeless moments.

Sometimes you've to be clever than a coyote to out wit the devil.

The important thing to remember is not to forget

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins.

I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.

I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that

You can tell a really wonderful quote by the fact that it's attributed to a whole raft of wits.

Magda was reading a book by a Trappist, in a better mood, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed, fingering my useless map.

Wit defies deathbut death defines wit

I am a master of foolhardy plans.

Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence.

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman.

If the camel once gets his nose in a tent his body will soon follow.

If you laid every economist in the country end to end you would still not reach a conclusion.

Irrevocable as a haircut.

Men never think their fortunes too great nor their wit too little.

The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.

Too caustic? To hell with cost we'll make the picture anyhow. Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg. We have all passed a lot of water since then.

When I appear in public people expect me to neigh grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

Wit consists in knowing the resemblance of things which differ and the difference of things which are alike.

If you want to be witty work on your character and say what you think on every occasion.

A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball.

Wit has truth in it wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole Its body brevity and wit its soul.

At their wits' end.

Humor is the truth wit is an exaggeration of the truth.