Wit Quotes

Our talents are living things, we give birth to them, nourish them till they grow and become immortal.

I chase goals, not girls.

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it.

Never speak unless you can improve upon the stupidness of people's silence.

If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

An egg is always an adventure

Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.

Wit had conquered science by laughing it out of court.

By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.

Experience is an author’s most valuable asset

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, sociallyspeaking.

Spanish—how shall I say this?—is likePortuguese spoken with a speech impediment.

Man has been bestowed with all the senses, Alas! What a drama, we are yet to know the art of using it!

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

Are you all right?''How do I look?''Um… You have raven hair, brown eyes and bronzed skin if you didn’t know, and you’re… human.

You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

Am I afraid of ghosts? My life experience has taught me to be much more afraid of what a human is capable of in broad daylight than what a ghost is capable of at night.

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.

I wouldn’t be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.

You can have a lot of fun with rhinos

Sometimes you can't agree with people because you would both be wrong.

She drank in all their compliments and soon she was full of herself.

Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet.

The nice thing about being an adolescent is being able to make mature decisions when you need them and being able to just flow alone with life when you don't.

ONLY' having the Gift, people appreciate this madness as Art. Everybody wants to have Art in their lives, but no body wants to have what the Art came out from in their lives...

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.

It's an easy guess, why some get famous over night and not during the day.

Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

And fetch some straw.We’ll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn’t sleep soft tonight.”“Straw. I love luxury.

Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living.

terrorism n.Violence for political purposes or the politically motivated threat of violence which, either intentionally or unintentionally, challenges the state's monopoly on political violence.

conservative n.A person who possesses an underdeveloped taste for tyranny.liberal n.A person who believes in liberty, but only for the state.

preemptive strike n.A blow or punch delivered by military aircraft to a target who is suspected of being adverse to one's plot for world domination.

A silver-tongued charlatan and a half-wit society are made for each other! When these two come together in an election, a great disaster happens: Charlatan comes to power!

I wondered what he would have thought if he'd known that I'd gleaned most of my information from reading historical romance novels.

In my dictionary, romance is not maudlin, treacly sentiment. It is a curry, spiced with excitement, and humour, and a healthy dollop of cynicism.

At last a lifetime ambition of mine to become a pimp was satisfied.