What The Hell Quotes

To hell with monsters and to hell with men. There is no difference to me.

Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

If you want to watch two guys knock hell out of each other, watch us.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

I actually think there is hell because we see hell every day.

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is like.

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear.

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

And when you see artists like Donald Judd and so forth being referred to as conceptual, what the hell does that mean? It's a totally meaningless term.

When I'm killed, don't think of me Buried there in Cambrin Wood, Nor as in Zion think of me With the Intolerable Good. And there's one thing that I know well, I'm damned if I'll be damned to Hell!

Nothing could add to the horror of hell, except the presence of its creator, God.

Orthodoxy cannot afford to put out the fires of hell.

No God can put a man in hell in another world, who has made a little heaven in this. God cannot make a man miserable if that man has made somebody else happy.

70 percent of what we do involves staring into space trying to figure out what the hell happens next.

Nobody will be sent to hell for rejecting a gospel they've never heard.

You work like hell to get yourself ahead in the business. You could go anywhere before, and suddenly you can't go anywhere. It's like being a cartoon character.

I cannot believe in an eternity of hell. I hope God will forgive me if I err; but in this matter I cannot say, "Lord help my unbelief."

Jesus did not call upon people to repent, or fast, or observe the sabbath. He did not threaten with hell or promise heaven.

The tendency when you dictate is to overwrite, because you're not counting pages, you don't really know what the hell the page count is.

[Some men are shortsighted, so] going to prison or going to hell just doesn't matter to these men.

There's going to be a time when MS-13 fires an RPG into an Alexandria [Va.] police car, and [Americans] are going to say, 'What the hell happened?'

Working at a job that you hate. Having a career and a life that you have no passion for. That's hell.

You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me?

They're 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?

When you think you're going through hell, keep going. The only way out, keep going. If you're going through hell you've got to keep going. You can't stop or that's where you're gonna end up.

I've always wondered how in the hell we conservatives became denoted by red. That's a commie color! It is! The liberals have always been red!

The MacGuffin in that [Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky story] was [Bill] Clinton staying in office. That's what he wanted, and the media was hell-bent that he was gonna get what he wanted.

It's the end of the day where wives stay home and raise the kids and all that. That demeaning stuff? No more. Country club memberships, that's what you shoot for! To hell with that.

I know a lot of angry liberals right now. Hell, I know a lot of angry vegans.

I feel bad for these preachers man, they're on their jets doing all of that stuff because there's a lot of people living hell on earth.

I learned that if you want to get somewhere, you just make up your mind and work like hell til you get there.

Nobody dreams of music in hell, and nobody conceives of heaven without it.

As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of time with the music.

That penny farthing hell you call your mind

To hell with the cost, if it's a good story, I'll make it.

Millions of hells of sinners cannot come near to exhaust infinite grace.

So what if I'm ninety-three? So what if I'm ancient and cranky and my body's a wreck? If they're willing to accept me and my guilty conscience, why the hell shouldn't I run away with the circus?

Hold on...Hold on to yourself. This is going to hurt like hell.

Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.

I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.

Expecting hell, we're ill prepared for heaven.

The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.

Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they feel like it.

In time of war, the Devil makes more room in Hell.

Give me some credit for the hell I've paid.

It's not fair to show someone the sun and then banish him from it. Even the devil may cry when he looks around hell and realizes that he's there alone. -Acheron

My mother always said that the strongest steel is forged by the fires of hell.