What Is A Baby Quotes

People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them.

Potential," I said, "doesn't mean a thing. You've got to do it. Almost every baby in a crib has more potential than I have.

Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that.

Ohhh, I'm in luv, I'm in luv I'm in luv, I'm in luv wit chu And there ain't nothin nobody can say cuz You're the one for me baby

If Jesus was a baby, there was a point, on that Holiest of nights, in that Holiest of mangers, where he made a big, Holy load.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

I have an inviolable rule against employing nepots and spouses, because they breed politics. Whenever two people get married, one of them must depart - preferably the female, to look after the baby.

I have been there, and I have seen these totally formed babies as early as ten weeks...with the leg missing, or with their head off. I have seen the little rib cages.

One of my favorite eras is the '80s. I'm an '80s baby to the world, love everything about the '80s.

The 14th Amendment is very questionable as to whether or not somebody can come over, have a baby and immediately that baby is a citizen.

Don't tell me baby you gotta go, I got the hifi high and the lights down low.

Friends always say you don't realise how robust your baby is until you drop it.

Pulling heads off Barbies, sticking them on the TV antenna and ruining the reception. But thats how witch babies are.

I was a baby when I came into the world--otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person.

The Bears are front-runners. Quitters. They are not a second-half team, just a bunch of cry-babies.

There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.

Though with Bridget Jones's Baby: the Diaries, I'd like to make it clear that I did not ever get pregnant by two men.

You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s.

I got married and had a baby. Created a human.

Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies.

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.

So you want to be married, oh baby, trying to put me on a chain, ain't that some shame? You must be losing your weak little mind.

If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga.

I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me

I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer.

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies

Everybody’s got rights. A man tied to a bed got rights. A man down in a dungeon got rights. A little screaming baby got rights. Yeah, you got rights. What you don’t got is power.

Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal of hysterical laughter.

These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart goes out to them.

I didn't get rattled by the criticisms. It is like delivering a baby. Some might say it has a flat nose or big eyes. But you cannot do anything about it and must learn to live with it.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

If I don't love you, baby, grits ain't groceries.

A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded.

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't know as I have not had one. It is not possible.

That's gotta be the one remaining constant - jeans have gotta be tight, baby.

There's no messiahs out here, baby, but I found the holy grail alright. Cause I'm lying in your arms tonight.

I think future generations will look back at this history of our country and call us barbarians for murdering millions of babies who we never gave a chance to live.

The kind of man who can be pro-choice about your baby could also be pro-choice about you.

Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment.

God looks out for fools and babies.

I was adopted when I was a baby. My mother carried me for nine months and she held me for one hour, and didn't see me again.

I see a woman in the night with a baby in her hand, under an old street light near a garbage can.

There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby.

I have always sensed the exhilaration and independence of being self-propelled. Besides, you can jog while pushing a baby carriage. Maybe I'm a product of Wonder Woman comic books