Vices Quotes

True sense of humour and true, deep happiness never depend on the after effects of destructive vices

Where affluence is the rule, the true threat is the loss of desire, (...) What is new is not that prosperity depends on stimulating demand. It is that it cannot continue without inventing new vices

I've had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you're the only human that can.

We are taught to be free from all vices of life. No greed, anger, lust, and attachment with any mundane things.

The vices and moral weakness of man are not invincible: Man is perfectible, or in other words, susceptible of perpetual improvement.

Beauty is more popular than virtues because it is more visible than virtues.

It takes a man of unusual character to openly confront his own shortcomings. It’s so much more convenient to blame others.

Miracle focused messages propagates social vices instead of social virtues

He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.

My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."

I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.

The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."

If I only had a little humility I'd be perfect.

The ability to sin differs among people. For example a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

You can't act like a skunk without someone's getting wind of it.

I don't gamble. I invest with a risk.

I never gossip but I can give you the names of certain people who do.

He talks at the drop of a pause.

Deep down I'm really shallow.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.

The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.

Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.

When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.

It gives me great strength to know that half the people I meet are below average.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.

I may have faults but being wrong ain't one of them.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No bablo ingles."

I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

Let's just say he has too many pigeons on his antenna.

I have my standards. They may be low but I have them.

She's not moody. She's just known for her versatility of emotions.

Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.

I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.

Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again and keep smiling.

When someone sings his own praises he always gets the tune too high.

Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.

Of all the weaknesses that beset a man, vanity is the most deadly. For through vanity can a wise man turn to folly.