I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

You are the everything that my anything is built on. You have been since the moment I laid eyes on you.- Evan to Maggie

Here is the riddle of love: Everything it gives to you, it takes away.

While there is tea, there is hope.

I don't want to play out of another man's bag.

Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This is why you do all that!

All life is experience, and one level is exchanged for another only when its lesson is learned.

If you share a good idea long enough, it will eventually fall on good people.

I have referred to myself as an accidental activist on more than one occasion.

The first thing you need to run for President is a budget of around $20 million dollars a day.

Mr. Bucchino occupies a special niche. His flowing, finely made piano ballads describe an urban single life in which relationships come and go... with high expectations, high anxiety and open hearts.