United Quotes

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

Today is Veterans Day. Thank you to all our men and women who have served the United States armed forces. In honor of Veterans Day we are marching out a few jokes that have already served.

People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

What do I think of the reverse sweep? It's like Manchester United getting a penalty and Bryan Robson taking it with his head

Great Britain would spend her last guinea to keep a navy superior to that of the United States or any other power.

My first instinct was Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) cannot be president of the United States. She needs to lose because it's the thing she wants most on the planet Earth.

The Pentagon is supposed to be under civilian control and it ought to be up to the people of the United States, not the profiteers.

No other nation killed people the way the United States did to end slavery.

California as a nation or part of a larger West Coast nation, should other states join with California, would be a good influence on the rest of the United States.

The United States has been becoming worse year after year after year for decades, and it's guaranteed to continue down that path if we don't change something.

The condition of the United States in the post-postmodern, or post-post-irony period. It's what the country will become when there is nothing left but mediated images of its substance.

Serving in the United States Senate has been the greatest privilege of my life.

The fidelity of the United States to security treaties is not just an empty matter. It is a pillar of peace in the world.

1992 became known as the 'Year of the Woman' because so many of us were elected to public office that November, including a record six to the United States Senate.

Women's particular experiences continue to shape not just their points of view but their actions, in the United States and around the world.

I'm not afraid to talk about the fact that women get paid less than men in the United States and how unfair that is. Talking about it at all is doing the work.

One of my dreams is to become sufficiently famous that I can play this charity match that happens every year or two with celebrities at Old Trafford, at the house of Manchester United.

I hope people can stop believing everything politicians say about Mexico and the United States, and the problems that we share.

The bottom line is this. When it comes to preventing violent extremism and terrorism in the United States, Muslim Americans are not part of the problem, you're part of the solution.

Iraq does not pose an imminent threat to the United States of any of its neighboring nations.

The United States must reach out to the world community with a new plan to stabilize Iraq, bring U.N. peacekeepers in, and bring U.S. troops home.

If the United States doesn't lead then evil triumphs

The United States is the single greatest force for good in the world

Hillary Clinton is unworthy of being the President of the United States; she has done nothing important that is good

One of the great ball-givers in the United Kingdom is Nicholas Parsons.

The United States has never been afraid of a challenge. In times of crisis, it is American innovation and ingenuity that has forged the path to progress and prosperity.

The idea that the United States government would have to figure out what to do about the headscarf is simply ludicrous. We don't get involved in that.

I never thought I would have an opportunity to act in the United States, and continue to expand my career outside of Europe. To be honest, my reality is bigger than I would have ever dared to dream.

A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.

[Saddam Hussein is aggressively seeking nuclear and biological weapons and ] the United States may well become the target.

As a former secretary of defense, I think Donald Rumsfeld is the best secretary of defense the United States has ever had.

Let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are somehow good for the United States.

Under unitary executive theory, the [George W.]Bush administration has claimed the right to seize American citizens in the United States and imprison them indefinitely without a charge.

I don't have this feeling like, oh, I want to live in the United States and make movies and become famous just because the money is here. I like to make movies that tell stories that I care about.

In Jesus Christ we have been chosen from eternity, accepted in time, and united for eternity.

Frankly, we doubt the veracity and seriousness of the United States in regard to achieving results that would be acceptable to both sides in Geneva.

Any blaming that Russia could have been interfering in domestic affairs of the United States is slander. And it has no evidence at all.

I grew up in the United States.

I still happen to think the United States is the greatest place in the world to invest.

Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.

The United States isn't going to do anything that it's not capable of doing. And if we do something, we'll be capable of doing it.

The United States, as all you know, did not come to Iraq for oil, not to occupy. We came here only to help.

I think loyalty to the country, loyalty to the United States is important. I mean it depends on how you define loyalty.

Workers in the United States are making less than they were almost 20 years ago, and yet they are working harder.But so am I working harder, that I can tell you.

I wish we had the $4 trillion or $5 trillion. I wish it were spent right here in the United States, on our schools, hospitals, roads, airports, and everything else that are all falling apart.

Marco Rubio doesn't go to the United States Senate. I must say, if I were a United States senator, I would be so honored to be in that magnificent chamber voting for the people of Florida.

There are at least 23 countries that refuse to take their people back after they've been ordered to leave the United States. Including large numbers of violent criminals, they won't take them back.

Our message to the world will be this. You cannot obtain legal status or become a citizen of the United States by illegally entering our country. Can't do it.

We have to stop our jobs from being stolen from us. We have to stop our companies from leaving the United States and, with it, firing all of their people.