I wish we had the $4 trillion or $5 trillion. I wish it were spent right here in the United States, on our schools, hospitals, roads, airports, and everything else that are all falling apart.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I was a rule-follower. I obeyed all forms of authority. I had never before encountered a situation where the authority was clearly wrong and I had to stand up for what was right.

Each morning the winds of the city moan and weep with lost souls clinging to hope of reliving the memories of yesterday.

I have heard, Mr. Holmes, that you can see deeply into the manifold wickedness of the human heart.

Comics is all about making it believable and helping people to get completely lost in a fictional world.

When politics is interesting, people go vote.

Remember you are a different person now than before, you are wiser & stronger for the trials that you have been through.

I love traveling; it's, like, my perfect escape.

A little foolishness, enough 2 enjoy life, & a little wisdom to avoid the errors, that will do

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.