A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

May the angels protect you from any harm.

Memory is each man's own last measure, and for some, the only achievement.

I think it's healthy for couples to be away from each other for short periods.

The fool thinks he has won a battle when he bullies with harsh speech, but knowing how to be forbearing alone makes one victorious.

The road to freedom, here and everywhere, begins in the classroom.

Found my foundation it was underneath me all along. On this path I'm on I never walk alone

Real miracles bother people, like strange sudden pains unknown in medical literature.

We like nonfiction, and we live in fictitious times.

We focus upon pairs of words very often which are the same in some areas and different in other areas.