Two Quotes

I'm beginning to think that you should only be allowed to serve two terms, before madness sets in.

The bottom line is that my life has already almost slipped away from me. I have two choices: I can end it or I can fight like hell to save it.

Well, I don't like the word 'rock star,' the two words, 'rock star.' Not even 'soft rock star. Not even limestone star. I don't like those words.

Here ends another day, during which I have had eyes, ears, hands and the great world around me. Tomorrow begins another day. Why am I allowed two?

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.

In my vocabulary there are two bad words: art and good taste.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

I've thought of doing many things in my life, under the influence of life, and I've never actually thought of straddling two carriages while they're moving.

A heart weighs more when it splits in two; it crashes in the chest like a broken plane.

There are only two things that can destroy a healthy [hu]man: love trouble, ambition, and financial catastrophe. And that's already three things, and there are a lot more.

You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains. Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.

When I went to Africa I think that was when I really found a way to deal with what I had recently discovered; in two-dimensional terms, at least.

One of two things is usually lacking in the so-called Philosophy of Art: either philosophy or art.

Music is the language of the soul; and for two people of different nations or races to unite, there is no better means than music

Dan Quayle thinks Roe v. Wade is two ways to cross the Potomac.

When I was at college there were two things I vowed I'd never do. One was go to a funeral and the other was deal with computers. And then I ended up being a computer programmer in a morgue.

Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals, the two things seem to go together, it is a pathology it is a sickness.

There are two kinds of stones, as everyone knows, one of which rolls.

I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

This contradiction lies here: they wish God, and they wish humanity. They persist in connecting two terms which, once separated, can come together again only to destroy each other.

It was very interesting time to be in England. Even at that point [John] Lennon and [Paul] McCartney influenced my writing. I thought, "maybe there is a huck or two in here I haven't thought of".

When Nixon died, on my radio show I started doing sketches with three basic conceits: One, there's a place called Heaven. Two, Nixon got in. And three, he's still taping.

Two key ingredients in any successful chef: a quick learner and someone with a sharp brain.

The mystery story is two stories in one: the story of what happened and the story of what appeared to happen.

Osama Bin Laden is dead? Oh my God, that was so easy! And it only took two trillion dollars, two wars and too many good men.

The English have no imagination: and yet they do show imagination in two things - two only. In the evening-clothes worn by old ladies, and in their cafés.

That's what I do now: I lead and I teach. If we win basketball games from doing that, then that's great, but I lead and teach. Those are the two things I concentrate on.

One can no longer live with people: it is too hideous and nauseating. Owners and owned, they are like the two sides of a ghastly disease.

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.

There is not always 'two sides to every issue.' That statement is a ridiculous slogan invoked by vested interests and perpetuated by minds of limited scope.

When two peoples share a common passion: they are capable of empathising with each other's misery.

The stock market and economy are two different things.

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.

The way I see it there are two types of people. Those stupid enough to get ripped off by people selling ringtones and those sensible enough to set up ringtone selling services.

The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

Shoot, two things I said I wasn't going to do: Cry and give air quotes.

I understand it all. I can write my own ticket for one or two movies. But if they're not the right ones, my ticket gets yanked. I understand that's how it works, and I'm okay with it.

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm EVER gonna love you. Now don't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad.

Someone has asked me to paint Biblical pictures, and I say no, I'll not paint something that we know nothing about, might just as well paint something that will happen two thousand years hence.

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

I'm a young girl with an old soul. I wanted to fuse the two together, the past and the present.

Two things I'm trying to work on are openness and flexibility.

Reverse the ball one time for a good shot, two times for a great shot, three times for a layup.

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys-Mr Duracell and Mr Energizer.