I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm EVER gonna love you. Now don't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

Love is a strange feeling indeed, a feeling that every person must experience at least once in his or her life. A feeling that makes us feel one with God!

Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we're never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.

Oh, I wish I were a miser; being a miser must be so occupying.

I think that Hollywood is content with condescending to Black people, patronizing them, feeling sorry for us, and I think we're happy to take the pat on the head as a people and take whatever awards.

Pride looks down, and no one can see God but by looking up.

No woman is capable of being beautiful who is not incapable of being false.

The greater part of progress is the desire to progress.

I try to incorporate faith every day, to not remind myself of past failures, to learn how to forgive and to trust the future.

All comes at the proper time to him who knows how to wait.