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My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy.

Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

I love Fun. They're great guys. They're incredible artists and musicians.

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.

I think it's great if a guy has a good sized package.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.

I'm sure Sting's a lovely guy. It's just that nobody wants to be seen as that holier-than-thou thing. That over-earnestness is a bit of a problem with people in bands and celebrities or whatever.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

I'm a guy who is a little bit complicated and is a little bit in his own head and is not the most free-spirited, fun-loving kind of guy.

Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.

Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.

Larry Walker paved the way for guys like me.

The guy I read and I love is Irvin Yalom.

I'm a big sports guy - golf, tennis, baseball, basketball, snowboarding - and I love games.

I like to throw my own punches when I can, as would any guy. You can always tell when it's somebody in a wig. It's cool when it comes up to your face and it's still you in the fight.

I watch a lot of sports. One of the reasons I watch is to see how these guys handle pressure, how they respond to situations.

If by how you dress, you are saying to guys, "Hey, look at my body," why would a guy want to get to know you?

Yeah, the actors really come in as lumps of clay. We're ready to work with the directors and find our way. These guys really come in having done their work.

I'm a kind of private guy.

If I ever have a chance to become a top-notch guy on a top team, I think that's more valuable than anything else.

I know, a lot of the films I've done, it's obvious I'm going to beat up six guys and just walk out the door. There's not a lot of motivating factors - it's just action for the sake of action.

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

In high school, I was just a guy who ran the court and played defense. Now I have the whole package.

No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.

A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, "I didn't even know the guy was Jewish.

The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home.

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who wears Bounty on his head.

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

Gary Condit is on the Congressional committee for Homeland Security. They make the guy responsible for Homeland Security who is the guy no one would feel secure going home with.

Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

[Lyndon Baines ] Johnson is a big and larger-than-life guy, we just tried to give him the dynamic range that he actually had.

For Bryan [Cranston ] to go back in time and become this larger-than-life and somewhat theatrical guy, who performed his ideas and rhetoric in public in a melodic and flashy way, was a bit of a risk.

John Wayne was just a very conservative guy, who had not served in World War II, and he was defensive about that - he almost overcompensated his anti-Communism because of that reason.

Guys don't get romantically involved." "What do they get?" "Invold, period.

People say, 'Jay, you're a great guy, you just had a couple of bad nights.' People that have themselves under control don't have a couple of bad nights like that. Plain and simple.

Black Market, like a lot of teams, is a family for me. Just guys that I grew up with that I trust and would do anything for.

I am not close to retirement. I still have a lot more that I can achieve. There are younger guys coming into F1, but I am not old and I'm not finished.

What really helps a guy to become an action hero today is the directing of the movie. All those fast cuts.

I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.

"Great guys" can make great husbands.

I think to deal with Putin, you need to deal from strength. He's a bully, you enable bad behavior when you're nuanced with a guy like that.

I'm not a performer. If they're looking for entertainer-in-chief, I'm probably not the guy.

People trust that a guy who can bring up two kids on his own might be able to help them.

I'm kind of an idea guy.