The Cheese Quotes

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern version, and the sour cream makes it that much creamier. Oh, it's so good!

Cheese. The adult form of milk.

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted mostly.

You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese-toasted, mostly-and woke up again, and here I were.

Instead of putting cheese with ranchero sauce, chile is really very good for you. If you put that in, you get flavoring, so you're not eating bland food, especially if you're used to spicy food.

I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.

Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.

God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!

My idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne.

Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese.

Art is its own excuse, and it's either Art or it's something else. It's either a poem or a piece of cheese.

Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?

Of harmes two the lesse is for to cheese.

There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived.

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it.

I love kids with a passion I usually reserve for hot cheese, miniature chairs, and Prince concerts, but I feel no stress to reproduce simply because of a fear of withering eggs.

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

I read The Stinky Cheese Man as an adult. I missed that book when I was a kid. I grew up mostly with books bought at yard sales, picture books from the fifties to 1975, which is really a lucky thing.

Our brains are wired to interpret shapes as faces and bodies. That's why people see the Virgin Mary in the clouds or even in cheese sandwiches. It's your cytoplasm, not some strange ectoplasm.

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

My wife and I love to host wine and cheese parties. They are simple and elegant and you don't have to put a lot of effort and time into it.

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

I like cream cheese in just about anything.

You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

I don't diet. There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day.

Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat—like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese.

You don't make a friend," Jacob said with a scowl. "It's not like they come with directions like you'd find on a box of macaroni and cheese.

When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting,10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread.

I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill you and you never get your pizza.

I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and cheese.

One of the things I love about New York is that it's one of the only places where you could have an entire restaurant dedicated to macaroni and cheese.

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I don't try to knock people out, but I have the ability to press him and get the cheese.

Your test had cheese meteor questions?" - Bex to Liz.