Stupid Quotes

I think even the most beautiful person looks stupid on Skype.

All that we did was human, stupid, easily forgiven, Not quite right.

It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

My answer is bring them on.

Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.

My life which I dream will be so beautiful, so poetic, so vast, so filled with love will turn out to be like everybody else's - monotonous, sensible, stupid.

Concern for morality makes every work of the imagination false and stupid.

This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything.

Get the hell out of Palestine.

The stupid woman is the one who thinks she doesn’t need any help.

I'm sorry. I don't recall

We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that.

The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt.

I knew that if I kept the pressure on and didn't do anything stupid I would probably win.

We find it hard to believe that other people's thoughts are as silly as our own, but they probably are.

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

I'm obsessed with voices in film. I have this memory of how people say words, even on the most intensely stupid reality TV show.

I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing

You've gotta be slightly stupid.

Creativity requires the willingness to look stupid.

It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

Dubh is do?" I was incredulous. It was no wonder I hadn't been able to find the stupid word. "Should I be calling pubs poos?" "Dubh is Gaelic, Ms. Lane. Pub is not.

How could they let me grow up like that—happy and pink and stupid?

People just make stupid mistakes. And they keep making them and keep making them, and suddenly they can't dig themselves out.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

Maybe what I wanted was stupid. Maybe it wasn't even something I could have. But, still it was mine. I didn't think I could sacrifice my dreams, no matter how much my family meant to me.

At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism.

Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it allows sensible people to realize how stupid and vile their beliefs are.

We should be worried about online silos. They make us stupid and hostile toward each other.

When ignorance does not know something, it says that what it does not know is stupid.

Better a pink bottom than a black soul.

The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It's up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce them.

I wouldn't have said that Anthony Eden was equipped by nature to deal with the situation in the world today. I would have said that he was portentous, sincere, honest and rather stupid.

I had an opportunity many, many times to go to the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner. Jerry Buss asked me many times and you know what, looking back that was stupid of me not going there.

Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife.

A victim to certain obscure forms of gout, he was in character neither stupid, nor inhuman, but he suffered from the usual drawbacks of his class, - too much money, and too few ideas.

I think 'unbelievable' is an unbelievably stupid word.

No wise man is ever interested in stupid matters like wars! Wars are always on the agenda of only stupid man!

When I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid.

What I like are films that take me seriously, that don't treat me as more stupid than I am.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

I'm not going to parse the statement. You've got the statement I made earlier and the statement speaks for itself.

First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.

Craziness in a shoe is great - you can have much more freedom, you can exaggerate and it doesn't feel stupid. But to have too much craziness near your face, that would just feel weird.

I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place

I'm home! Yuki-Kun, Tohru-Kun, I'm home! Oh, and let's not forget Stupid-clumsy-Kyo-Kun-who-lost-yet-another-fight!" -Shigure