Stupid Quotes

I feel sorry for anyone who is in a place where he feels strange and stupid.

I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.

It seems stupid to have discovered America only to make it into a copy of another country.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

I like 'Zorro.' I like people you can believe that don't have those stupid powers. That is the beauty of Zorro. He's just a guy working for the people, to save the people.

Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid.

I wonder how it is that I’m fooling so many people, I’m doing one of the most stupid things in the world…and people seem to be falling for it.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

The cleverest trick of the Devil is that nobody believes in him. It. Her. Well, we have been very stupid.

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?" A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway." "While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

The people are not stupid, but they are totally misinformed.

I think I did a lot of really stupid stuff really quickly in my twenties and that sort of led me to want to sort of just relax a little bit. Relax a lot.

I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

When a man publishes a book, there are so many stupid things said that he declares he'll never do it again. The praise is almost always worse than the criticism.

Stupid people are dangerous.

When you think you are the king of the world, you are really stupid in my opinion because in this life every person is important.

I mean, I've been stupid in the past, and I've learned from that.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

The stupid are invincible.

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.

Every article I've read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid.

Girls don't think boys' games are too hard, they think they are stupid.

It always seemed to me that white people were judged as individuals. But if a Negro did something stupid or wrong, it was held against all of us.

All my life I have been reading romance novels. Those stupid books ruined me. I've always wanted that fire that every book I ever read talks about.

I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.

Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security.

I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in.

I found all these stupid pictures of cats at the beach, and I was like, "They get it, man. They totally get it."

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

The right to be irresponsible and stupid is something I hold very dear. And luckily it is something I do well.

P.S. If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried; therefore I beg you to write and let me know.

When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions.

It's not that I dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people.

An atheist has to know a lot more than I know. An atheist is someone who knows there is no god. By some definitions atheism is very stupid.

The most painful and jealously guarded secrets are perhaps the ones that everyone around us knows. Stupid tragedies. Useless tears.

We was half stupid, a third lucky, and three-quarters ferocious.

I went on television and I wouldn't say a word; I feel so stupid when I watch them again.

Let's go to Russia. She [Hillary Clinton] went to the Kremlin on her very first visit and gave them that stupid symbolic reset button.

I did my fair share of stupid stuff in high school, like anyone. I had a healthy fear of my parents, and I certainly never wanted to disappoint them. That would be the worst thing I could ever do.

You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility.

To observe a profoundly stupid individual can be very enriching, and that's why we should never feel contempt for them.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

I actually believe he is the new Cilla Black.

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.

I would look a little silly playing Casanova now.

It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for.

I'm not a very vengeful person. I like to accept people; I tend to see the good in everybody, so I'm kind of stupid like that.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.