It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.

I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles.

I feel that true freedom lies within, where I shall never find it.

The task that lies before me is daunting and the rewards are uncertain. I should probably let someone else do it.

Today, life will offer me many lessons. I will learn nothing.

My father was a really great man. I'll never forget the last thing he ever said to me. Nor will I ever repeat it.

Many people talk as if they have all the answers, whereas I know I don't. That's probably why no one listens to me.

I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

Don't make unimportant things important

My good friends David and Avi sent me a text greeting from their gym in NYC at 8 a.m. this morning. Isn't that a fine how do you do!

We have to make you think it's an important seat - because you're in it.

Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

I think that any photographer is an investigator. Photography is a pretext to know the world, to know life. To know yourself.

To be black and conscious in America is to be in a constant state of rage.

You can die for your country. I'll live for mine.

A post-9/11, modern take being Batman training people to be the heroes they know they can be on their own.

I go to the gym in the morning without any makeup on. Sorry, guys, if you think I'm ugly, but I don't know anybody who goes to the gym with makeup on.