Stupid Quotes

I think what some people are doing with effects is starting to get silly. It's overused.

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.

We're the same! Even Sonya says we are. We've always been the same, and we're both acting the same stupid way now! We hold ourselves to higher standards than everyone else.

I survive all those battles," she growled, "and I get defeated by a stupid chunk of rock!

The rock concert experience for people was really pretty stupid, you know, at the time. People would go to concerts not with the idea of listening at all.

How blunt are all the arrows of thy quiver in comparison with those of guilt.

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.

They suggested I should introduce an element of reincarnation in the story. At first, I thought that was silly. But then, this whole time dimension began to fascinate me.

If it takes a bloodbath now let's get it over with.

Early risers are conceited in the morning and stupid in the afternoon.

Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

I made Simon Cowell look stupid once. He is terrified of presenting so I gave him the microphone and walked away. He hates interviewing people it means the focus is off him.

You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

It sounded stupid, but of course everything does when you're just getting the bare bones facts, only the basics.

'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

It's a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn't get someone else to play me, that would've been stupid.

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.

I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to.

There's no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

It's extremely unlucky to be superstitious, for no other reason than it is always unlucky to be colossally stupid.

[On President Bush's plan to get to Mars in 10 years] Stupid. Robots would do a better job and be much cheaper because you don't have to bring them back.

My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.

Then I dive into my tent before I do something stupid like cry.

You know, ogres only sound stupid. Most are pretty smart." "And it's a shallow person who judges anyone by the way they sound. I'm so shallow I'm surprised I don't reflect myself.

Those who claim to have had happy lives seem to be silly fools.

I think I'm smart unless I'm really, really in love and then I am ridiculously stupid.

I watch a lot of hockey. There are some good hockey players and there are some awfully stupid hockey players.

I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think.

The archenemy is the arch stupid!

Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.

Everyone acts stupid at some time in order to be loved.

I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.

I've always worn jewellery but for a time it went out of fashion. Like grungy and punk bands didn't wear jewellery because it was stupid.

There's this expression called postmodernism, which is kind of silly, and destroys a perfectly good word called modern, which now no longer means anything.

The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can't understand how he can be so stupid not to accept the challenge to him and hit to left field.

Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena, victory is assured.

The ruling in the Paula Jones case is so silly.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

What can you conceive more silly and extravagant than to suppose a man racking his brains, and studying night and day how to fly?

Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.

To be a man's own fool is bad enough, but the vain man is everybody's.

I'd start to sing, and the record would start skipping. You'd be skipping along with it. Those were the days, my friend. We'd look so stupid, but the kids loved it.

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stuff that's not needed.