Sports Quotes

Its me own battle... and I'm seeing me body take on me mind.... BIG TIME!

Life would be better if the Leafs would make the playoffs. Life would be perfect if they’d win the Stanley Cup.

The sad fact of life: Winners love the game. Losers don't.

Training energy system to effectively resynthesize ATP – as quickly as possible – so that muscle contraction continues without onset of fatigue – forms the basis of most exercise protocols.

With sports, you have no time to reflect. You just do.

Is it or is it not a matter of importance that a young man starts out in life with an ability to shut his jaw hard and say "I will, " or "I will not, " and mean it?

Every sport pretends to be literature. . .

One group of riders doped, the others alongside them racing clean. You can work out for yourselves which group was fastest.

Our team was surprisingly consistent this year. We closed with a seven-seven record. We lost seven at home and seven on the road.

All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.

I want you all to line up in alphabetical order according to your size.

Slumps in life are like soft beds. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

They X-rayed my head and found nothing.

Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?

When I see joggers go by I shout "Jim Fixx is dead. Fats Domino lives!"

Counting both times I cheated this week I won at solitaire twice.

You know you're getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.

As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.

He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

My best score is 103 but I've only been playing for fifteen years.

It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.

I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

I asked my instructor how I could cut ten strokes off my score. He told me to quit on hole 17!

I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?

My golf has really improved even though my score hasn't. I'm missing the ball much closer now.

Golf is not a matter of life or death. It is much more important than that.

Golf is a good preoccupation but as the meaning of life ... it lacks a few things.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.

Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously it's no fun if you do take it seriously it breaks your heart.

I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.

If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.

I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well neither would he!

You've got just one problem. You stand too close to the ball - after you've hit it.

I used to want to shoot my age. Now I would just like to shoot my temperature.

What a terrible round. I only hit two good balls all day and that was when I stepped on a rake in a bunker.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. Football players are not like Norman Einstein.

Your brain commands your body to "Run forward! Bend! Scoop up the ball! Peg it to the infield!" Then your body says "Who me?"

Baseball it is said is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes or games are created equal.

He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.

Sportsmanship is definitely an important thing in all sports. In soccer, we all respect each other on such a high level, between Sweden and Brazil and Japan or whatever team it is.

I started writing stories in sixth grade. But writing wasn't cool, like being good at sports, or being part of the in crowd, or winning fights on the playground.

Loyalty and communication are always rewarded in sports.

I love team sports.

I'm a big sports fan.

I've been a sports fan forever.

I'm not a big sports fan.

The long-term value of amplifying the intelligence of people is a lot more important than betting on sports.

We're in a leadership position in sports. People look up to the National Football League.