Seat Quotes
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve
You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different.
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
People in general are not interested in paying extra for increased safety. At the beginning seat belts cost $200 and nobody bought them.
Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things!
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.
I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don't care if this is a great cultural event or a national symbol. It has nothing to do with me. It deals with the city.
In Buddhist practice, the outward and inward aspects of taking the one seat meet on our meditation cushion.
If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a while, little things like that become big issues.
Lying on the front passenger seat, as if it didn't matter, was Rose's Diary. It Mattered.
You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600.
Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to the toilet seat when she was seven. (Adron)
We take our vitamins, we go to exercise class, we put on our seat belts. And then something blindsides us and gives the lie to our carefully constructed facade of safety.
I shall ever try to drive all evils away from my heart and keep my love in flower, knowing that thou hast thy seat in the inmost shrine of my heart.
Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.
I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.
Back seat only works if you have a great driver!!! Either hire the right one or take charge and drive!!!!!
Through real-life stories, Kristin Kaufman illustrates the core idea of being present in the moment and opening oneself up to new ideas in order to become an authentic leader in life.
One major factor that will prevent your dreams from becoming nightmares is learning to vacate your spectators’ seat and then taking steps towards the players' bench! You've got to play to win!
If you don’t see the images on a screen because people block your view, it is easier to adjust your sitting position than to call for an adjustment of the screen! You need to change yourself!
Get in the driving seat of your thoughts. You control them and they absolutely control your life.
