Saturday Quotes

Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching Scooby Doo.

It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny, Gold around my neck, pockets full of money.

I'm not worried about the weekend, I'm worried about Saturday.

I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights.

I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, 'Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse'.

Some things you have to do every day. Eating about seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done.

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.

I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.

Sabbath on Saturday in favor of The Lord's Day (Sunday). (Mag 9.1), rejected Judaizing (Mag 10.3), first use of term Christianity (Mag 10).

Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird.

If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.

Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

Bollywood stars are versatile; they not only act, but each one has the dance skills of John Travolta in 'Saturday Night Fever.'

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.

Libraries should be open to all - except the censor. [Response to questionnaire in Saturday Review, October 29 1960]

I think, for sure, 'Saturday Night Fever' and 'Pulp Fiction' were kind of bookends for - or the pillars of - my career.

I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Yes, ever since antiquity, the day after Friday has been Saturday.

The same church members who yell like Comanche Indians at a ball game on Saturday sit like wooden Indians in church on Sunday.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

Well, I was born and raised in the Midwest, in Indiana specifically, and my childhood was full of weekend movies, you know, the Saturday and Sunday popcorn movies.

When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order to be able to read the cue cards.

When you left on Saturday, I felt a horrible void, I saw you everywhere, on the beach, in your room, in the garden: impossible for me to get used to the idea that you had left.

Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

There's nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco.

I don't care how much talent a team has - if the boys don't think tough, practice tough, and live tough, how they play tough on Saturday.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night.

When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturday Night Live' characters or they become like caricatures of the character.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live

It was Sunday morning (one a.m.), a not unusual time for some farmers, after a late Saturday night, to have a look round their stock and decide to send for the vet.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.

It's really important to me to go to church, which is sometimes tough when I get back from road trips late on Saturday night, but I try to make it a priority to go every week.

I feel an autumnal Saturday, no matter how beautiful, is wasted if it doesn't find me sitting in on a football game.

Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was a good group effort.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday, some only on the Lord's Day.

A man who went to the 'footie' match on Saturday afternoon and played eighteen holes of golf was really doing his duty by the nation.

If you can't be bothered to work on Saturday, don't bother to come in on Sunday.

Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live."

'Saturday Night Fever,' Paula Abdul, 'Fame,' Debbie Allen... all affected me and the generation before me.