S For Kids Quotes
S For Kids Quote of the day
Kids know nothing about racism. They're taught that by adults.
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
I don't want my kids saying, 'My dad was a gangster, so I need to be a gangster. I would rather mine say, 'My dad was a stunna, so I need to be a stunna.'
A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932 ... and 50 million people died as a result ... what I learned as a little kid is that politics is, in fact, very important.
I quit because I can’t stand seeing kids come to class hungry and needing shoes. I thought I could do more by organizing farm workers than by trying to teach their hungry children.
The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.
You aren't going to save the world on your own. But you might inspire a generation of kids to save it for all of us. You would be amazed at what inspired children can do.
Exactly one day in your life your kid will ski as good as you do. The next day, he'll ski better than you.
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.
All we can do when we think of kids today is think of more hours of school, earlier age at the computer, and curfews. Who would want to grow up in that world?
I won't coach this team next year if he is still here. He won't listen to anyone. I've had it with this kid.
I was extremely unpopular at school. Once the hardest kid in school beat me up and there was a plan for about 30 other kids to kick me in the face once I was down. Good times!
The truth is that I didn't start as a winner. When I was a kid, I was just another reject. I started at the bottom. I think all winners do.
Peace is not unity in similarity but unity in diversity, in the comparison and conciliation of differences.
All I need is a sheet of paper and something to write with, and then I can turn the world upside down.
Therapy is about every kids nightmare when people are telling you that you need to get help but all you really want is a hug.
Other kids are brought up nice and sent to Harvard and Yale. Me? I was brought up like a mushroom.
The police can go to downtown Harlem and pick up a kid with a joint in the streets. But they can't go into the elegant apartments and get a stockbroker who's sniffing cocaine.
We're just like you. Were not these older idols, you know, were just kids like you guys.
Kids today learn a lot about getting to the moon, but very little about getting to heaven.
I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.
No kid should be getting three or four hours of homework a night. There's no breathing time, there's no family time, there are just extracurriculars and homework and then go to bed.
The attitude you have as a parent is what your kids will learn from more than what you tell them. They don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'
Every child should be taught to cook in school, not just talk about nutrition all day. Good food can be made in 15 minutes. This could be the first generation where the kids teach the parents.
You have the exact qualities God knew your kids would need in a mother. Each day, hold up your willingness and ask God to make you the best version of you that you can possibly be.
My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the ’90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.
Sea Hunt was the first time anyone tackled a show that took place underwater. The stories were sort of exciting for kids, like cops and robbers underwater.
If kids come to us from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
When I was a kid, I was told rock n' roll wasn't music. It wasn't art. Queen was my proof, my evidence, that these people were wrong - and they meant everything to me.
Kids don't fail. Teachers fail, school systems fail. The people who teach children that they are failures, they are the problem.
Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.
I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout.
