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If you keep on saying a single thing to yourself, you are likely to attract it to yourself, dreaming it always, then in a twinkle of an eye, it comes to you.
The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.
Like so many colours, like so many flavours, like so many fragrance, English grammar should be a personal choice.
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
Peculiar I say, how so often the smallest, most seemingly insignificant details later unveil their faces as vital means for progression.
I want to make you hold onto that bag while I bury myself in you so hard and so deep you don't know your own name. -Nick Rixey
Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo
So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.
Proving one’s innocence is as improbable as going to Pluto fora honeymoon. It could take away everything you had in life, dearones, dreams, hopes and, most importantly, the right to have yourfreedom.
Imogene always sitson the remote. It’s probably wedged between her butt cheeks.”“Should I go get a crowbar?
Through Compassion and Care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love.
Try going out of your comfort zone and doing something for someone else.
Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what
The sense of fulfillment is often hidden in acts of kindness
People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.
I grabbed a shovel and dug, and dug, and dug.Sorry not a very poetic thought, but very deep.
Poetry is inspired by the elements of random thoughts, an overflow of gazing at the unseen.
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[The sound of the wind] was just more proof that the workings of the world were random, that beauty, like suffering, was meaningless, that human life was as pointless as waves on sand.
Never be too confident or ndomdoubtful when everything is uncertain in this world.
I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo
Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727) New Orleans, LA
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
