Please Quotes

"Jeez, was that a lion? Please tell me it’s behind bars." "It’s a zoo, Iggy,” Nudge said, taking his arms and leading him. "Everything’s behind bars."

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

...and if you hear something you know, please sing along. No wait - I take that back - you can't sing along - this is about me now - this is my show.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

War may be the game of kings, but, like the games at ancient Rome, it is generally exhibited to please and pacify the people.

Many know how to please, but know not when they have ceased to give pleasure.

So sucker MC's, please think twice; Would you join the navy if you didn't like the gravy and rice?

Our companions please us less from the charms we find in their conversation than from those they find in ours.

The Holy Scriptures are that divine instrument by which we are taught what to believe, concerning God, ourselves, and all things, and how to please God unto eternal life.

Truth is the most powerful thing in the world, since even fiction itself must be governed by it, and can only please by its resemblance.

Your old road is rapidly aging. Please get out of the new one If you can't lend your hand, For the times they are a-changin'.

I don't want you to describe to me—not ever—what you were doing to that poor boy to make him sound like that; but if you ever do it again, please cover his mouth with your hand.

If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.

In our desire to please everyone, it's very easy to end up being invisible or mediocre.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency.

My whole career has been trying to please people in basketball. Now it's time to please myself.

A true artist never portrays to please, but to show.

Please, I want so badly for the good things to happen.

Get a day job, make your money from that, and write to please yourself.

We need to step into certain uncertainty. Without faith it is impossible to please God.

If I have committed any culinary atrocities, please forgive me.

We are all writers and readers as well as communicators with the need at times to please and satisfy ourselves with the clear and almost perfect thought.

Don’t tolerate any form of average. Don’t accept Dis-excellence. Don’t stand for mediocre. If you’re going to settle, then please settle for the absolute best.

Music - so different from painting - is the art which we enjoy most in company with others. A symphony, presented in a room with one other listener, would please him but little.

A cat can be social, but a dog, we've bred this hyper social animal that's really truly different and will do stuff for us just to please us with praise and stroking.

I try not to listen to the shoulds or coulds, and try to get beyond expectations, peer pressure, or trying to please - and just listen. I believe all the answers are ultimately within us.

Our Lord is pleased to deprive us of temporal goods; may it please His Divine Goodness to give us spiritual ones!

The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.

Go practice if you please with men and women: leave a child alone for Christ's particular love's sake!

It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.

Bless me or not, Lord, just as You please, for I'll not beg.

I often think I can see it in myself and in other young writers, this desperate desire to please coupled with a kind of hostility to the reader.

I was thinking that I might fly today. Just to disprove all the things you say... please be careful with me, I'm sensitive, and I'd like to stay that way.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

I’ll die if you go. The Jinn will come, and I’ll have one of my fits. You’ll see, I’ll swallow my tongue and die. Don’t leave me, Mariam jo. Please stay. I’ll die if you go.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

I've done more harm by the falseness of trying to please than by the honesty of trying to hurt.

Please be polite. Nothing in life should erode the habit of saying thank you to people or praising them.

It's good not only to realize that you can't please all of the people all of the time, but that you don't want to. There's a certain type of reader that you don't ever want to write for.

All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh.

I try to please myself. I don't try to anticipate what people want to see.

Being vulgar is fine, but oh please just don't be boring.

I please myself with the graces of the winter scenery, and believe that we are as much touched by it as by the genial influences of summer.

If you please man and never please God, you have nothing; if you please God and man forsakes you, you have everything.

Please, don't go. It's lonely. There's a hole in my head as big as the world and it's so very lonely.

My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works.

Please don't think me negligent or rude. I am both, in effect, of course, but please don't think me either.