Night Quotes

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

I don't know when the end of the world is, but there are people that I speak to every night, the end of their world could be tomorrow because we don't know when life will end.

How am I supposed to be a mom to two kids, a wife and do a show every night? It's impossible!

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.

My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.

I remember when people actually wore coats and ties to theatre every night. They don't anymore. It's very different.

Time moves in it special way in the middle of the night.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

Few, if any, creatures are equally active all night.

Invariably our best nights were those when it rained.

I am awaked almost every night by the panting of the locomotive. It interrupts my dreams. There is no sabbath.

Designedly God covers in dark night the issue of futurity.

One night is awaiting us all, and the way of death must be trodden once. [Lat., Omnes una manet nox, Et calcanda semel via leti.]

'One Night Only,' the words I'll be hearing from my agents when I tell them I'm coming back to Broadway.

Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?

I vowed to myself when I got married that I would cook every night. I find it very therapeutic.

I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.

But who could bear to know which stars were already dead, she thought, blinking up at the night sky; could anybody stand to know that they all were?

Prongs rode again last night... You know, Harry, in a way, you did see your father last night... You found him inside yourself.

God, I miss you," he said in a voice that cracked. "Every night. Every day.

The Night Sky is not just another planisphere. I think The Night Sky is the finest and easiest to use star finding aid in existence.

Last night I walked clear down to Times Square & just as I arrived I suddenly realized I was a ghost - it was my ghost walking on the sidewalk.

I say three prayers every night to make sure that God knows I thank him so much.

If you get up on stage and brag, I don't think that's very brave. It's braver to get up and take your clothes off. And I do that every night.

We fell in love last night. He's the coolest guy.

Because in fact I only lived to write, see no sense in life, have only forced "interests," wish every night, not urgently but quite definitely I could just not wake up tomorrow.

They have long lost count of the days, but always if they want to do anything special they say this is saturday night, and then they do it.

I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.

Iggy’s spine tightened, his face like ice. When he’d been at the School, they’d tried to surgically enhance his night vision. Now he was blind forever. Oops.

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good.

In spite of the incident, my experience in Kansas City was wonderful and I thank all the warm and supportive people, including so many veterans, who came to welcome me last night.

You don't want to get too ahead of yourself and go out thinking you can play stadiums every night, and they end up being about half-full.

The frustrating thing about Friday Night Lights is I know a lot more people would respond to the show if they saw it.

My goal is to be at the top of my game every night.

President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.

In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take another five years, but this is it.

When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do the same jokes in a different place every night.

The big winner last night in New Hampshire - Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty good, and begs the question, why the long face?

How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.

We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

I'm a computer freak. I'm on the Internet every night. Sometimes I play dungeons and dragons with 15-year-old boys who think I'm a 15-year-old boy with a weird vocabulary.

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.

I went to a lot of theatre schools, got a lot of training, did a lot of repertory where you do a different play every night. I took a lot of voice, movement, and acting classes.

Love what you do and do what you love, even if it means living in a van and screaming at God every night.

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.

I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz