My Son Quotes

My son joined the Army to protect America, not Israel.

My son was killed in 2004. I am not paying my taxes for 2004. You killed my son, George Bush, and I don't owe you a penny.

Parents spend a lot of time talking over kids. My son went through a vocabulary burst as I was writing The Bear. I thought, What if I just stopped and listened?

As a dad, it's kind of exciting to see that your son follows what you believe in so strongly.

With my son, I work very hard to keep him away from the press and media and I want an opportunity for him to lead as normal a life as possible.

Just take me with you. Please. I cant. Please, Papa. I cant. I cant hold my son dead in my arms. I thought I could but I cant.

My son always says I like very weird music.

My son is my routine and priority, period!

My son is the reason why I write music. He's the reason why everything is different for me.

From life, from the apple cut by the flaming knife, what grain will be saved? My son, believe me, nothing remains, Only adult toil, the furrow of fate in the palm. Only toil, Nothing more.

My son is now fourteen, and from the moment he was born, I understood that forevermore my heart would be walking around outside my body.

I don't feel my son should pay the price for what I do.

Anytime I am spending time with my son. We went to a theme party recently and it was Toy Story. He was Buzz Lightyear, I was Woody and his mom dressed like Woody's wife.

Some people want to amass a great amount of wealth and make a great looking obituary. I'm going to die with more money than is good to leave my son.

My son, Rob....said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it."

Wayne's like my son, Brooklyn, who goes out in the garden to play and have fun.

In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.

I'm so excited for my son. On Christmas morning I want to see his face, to be there when he opens the gifts. I want the see what my assistants got him for Christmas.

I'm a single father, I don't like to be away from my son. So I'll go out, make a film and come back. Repeat. And it's worked out very well for the last 11 years.

I only eat organic. I love salads and believe food is our best medicine. My son is so brainwashed, he thinks McDonald's is the devil.

I'm a mom, and I'm always looking for ways to encourage, support, and embolden my son to help make him believe in himself.

I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.

I am not going to bury my son! My son is going to bury me!

Maybe not as an idol, but I have influenced some people, including my son Joshua. So that feels good. Wherever I play musicians come to meet me, that is a great compliment to me. I am honored.

I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles.

Everyone has a bowling story. I love bowling because you can do it at age 2 - my son started when he learned to walk - or you can bowl at 102. It's great for families.

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show.

I wouldn't believe there was something 'wrong' with my son.

It's a very serious endeavor for me [to play in the same movie with my son]. It's not for a lot of people. It was a wonderful job. I've wanted to do it since I can remember.

I like to sail. My son Caden and I are avid sailors.

My sons are coming out with music. Square Off, they're called.

I'm just feeling like it was meant to be. What can I say? The birth of my son, and in the first year of his life, we won a Super Bowl Championship.

I took my son's name. I didn't take my husband's name.

My son has autism, and I founded the government relations department at Autism Speaks.

My son is a blessing in every way.

The downside of being a dean is that I'd rather drop off my son at (Michael Jackson's) Neverland Ranch than go to all those meetings.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

The first Polaroid ever took of someone in my family was my son when he was about four years old.

What opens my heart is when my son wakes me up in the morning, nudging me and saying, 'Mommy, mommy!'

I think that before my son was born, I didn't have a strong sensation for future. I was living in this kind of never-ending present.

I'll do anything to stop my son running out into the street. I'll take a bullet for him. He's hit me a few times. He shows no remorse afterward.

I may not be the best dad but I taught my son how to get free samples at the mall.

It's much easier to play supporting roles because that's what I do in my life: I support my son.

I remember being in a comic shop with my son, with my ten year-old son and he put his hand over my eyes. He was embarrassed about me seeing the comics at Forbidden Planet.

There shall be no slave in your home, male or female: Least of all the mother of your son.

My son's 18, 142 pounds and hits it 40 (yards) by me. Instead of to the pin, he's lasering the distance between me and him.

My son, beware of a plain damsel who charmeth thee, for she needeth much wile, and useth diverse weapons.

Better spend an extra hundred or two on your son's education, than leave it him in your will.

Marry your sonne when you will; your daughter when you can. [Marry your son when you will, your daughter when you can.]

What people can't possibly imagine is what it's like to have two presidents who have a relationship as father and son.