The downside of being a dean is that I'd rather drop off my son at (Michael Jackson's) Neverland Ranch than go to all those meetings.

An unexamined life is not worth living, and an unexamined faith is not worth holding.

Everyone is a potential murderer-in everyone there arises from time to time thewish to kill-though not the will to kill.

I wish to thank Steinway for its wonderful pianos which I've been privileged to play in all my concerts. There is no piano like it in the world.

You and I are not allowed to tell Him how much He can hate it (sin).

A man with a dream of pleasure can go forth and conquer a crowd and three. With a new song's measure can trample a kingdom down.

I'm not very pious about anything, fortunately, but I'm skewering myself first. I'm skewering things that I care about and things that are important to me and then just my own foibles.

Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval.

The beginning of political wisdom is the realization that despite everything you’ve always been taught, the government is not really on your side; indeed, it is out to get you.

Off the packed trail we experience the miracle of corn snow, skiing atop the crust, like skiing on an eggshell that has been sprinkled with sugar.

I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey.