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My Grandma Quotes: "My parents always talk about Puerto Rico. My dad's whole family lives in Puerto Rico. My great grandma lives in Puerto Rico and I got to meet her a couple years ago."

My parents always talk about Puerto Rico. My dad's whole family lives in Puerto Rico. My great grandma lives in Puerto Rico and I got to meet her a couple years ago.



My Grandma Quotes: "Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa started doing it for her, even after he fell and broke his hip, too. For me, that's love."

Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa started doing it for her, even after he fell and broke his hip, too. For me, that's love.




My Grandma Quotes: "My grandma said - when I was really young and I'd sing along to the radio - why do you sing in an American accent? I guess it was because a lot of the music I was listening to had American vocalists."

My grandma said - when I was really young and I'd sing along to the radio - why do you sing in an American accent? I guess it was because a lot of the music I was listening to had American vocalists.



My Grandma Quotes: "Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living."

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living.




My Grandma Quotes: "My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion."

My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion.



My Grandma Quotes: "My grandma has said many of the things her character says. But she was much nicer! I made her meaner for dramatic purposes."

My grandma has said many of the things her character says. But she was much nicer! I made her meaner for dramatic purposes.



My Grandma Quotes: "My grandma was a huge believer, very spiritual, probably the most spiritual person I've ever known in my life."

My grandma was a huge believer, very spiritual, probably the most spiritual person I've ever known in my life.




My Grandma Quotes: "As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time."

As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time.



My Grandma Quotes: "I'll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly -- Grandma Ruth"

I'll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly -- Grandma Ruth



My Grandma Quotes: "As a mama and a grandma, I appreciate, understand and absolutely believe in the sanctity of life. But I recognize that there are those tough situations where heartbreaking decisions have to be made."

As a mama and a grandma, I appreciate, understand and absolutely believe in the sanctity of life. But I recognize that there are those tough situations where heartbreaking decisions have to be made.



My Grandma Quotes: "I studied fascism when I was at university. My husband's family are German Jews. I'm very close to his grandma and she left Berlin when she was 19 in 1937. So, it's kind of all around me."

I studied fascism when I was at university. My husband's family are German Jews. I'm very close to his grandma and she left Berlin when she was 19 in 1937. So, it's kind of all around me.



My Grandma Quotes: "Both my parents were big readers. My dad liked more macho adventure books like Shogun or spy novels. My mother reads murder mysteries. In fact, so does her mother, my grandma."

Both my parents were big readers. My dad liked more macho adventure books like Shogun or spy novels. My mother reads murder mysteries. In fact, so does her mother, my grandma.




My Grandma Quotes: "Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug."

Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug.



My Grandma Quotes: "If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of her own family, ruling with an iron hand and a mouth full of rocks."

If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of her own family, ruling with an iron hand and a mouth full of rocks.



My Grandma Quotes: "If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all."

If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all.



My Grandma Quotes: "I love leather and it's great to be a bad girl at times. But there is a time and place for everything. When I'm with Grandma it's flowers, and when I'm out on the town scoping guys, you know."

I love leather and it's great to be a bad girl at times. But there is a time and place for everything. When I'm with Grandma it's flowers, and when I'm out on the town scoping guys, you know.



My Grandma Quotes: "Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more."

Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more.



My Grandma Quotes: "I love to relax. It's my favorite thing in the world. I am very good at being like a grandma and staying in and watching Game of Thrones or a movie. I think I could do that every night."

I love to relax. It's my favorite thing in the world. I am very good at being like a grandma and staying in and watching Game of Thrones or a movie. I think I could do that every night.



My Grandma Quotes: "Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma"

Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma



My Grandma Quotes: "Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this."

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.



My Grandma Quotes: "All the girls who have photos of them at parties, like, "Woo!" - that's what someone's going to see of their grandma."

All the girls who have photos of them at parties, like, "Woo!" - that's what someone's going to see of their grandma.



My Grandma Quotes: "Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew."

Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew.



My Grandma Quotes: "I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had."

I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had.



My Grandma Quotes: "I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters."

I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters.



My Grandma Quotes: "Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either."

Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.



My Grandma Quotes: "I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good."

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.



My Grandma Quotes: "Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps."

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.



My Grandma Quotes: "Saved by the grandma" Ranger"

Saved by the grandma" Ranger



My Grandma Quotes: "You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!"

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!



My Grandma Quotes: "You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said."

You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said.



My Grandma Quotes: "The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting."

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.



My Grandma Quotes: "Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?"

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?



My Grandma Quotes: "I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur"

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur



My Grandma Quotes: "My family always says my voice is a gift—a precious jewel I inherited from my maternal grandma, Julia Kate Hudson. My sister and I used to joke that the 'Kates' in our family got all the talent."

My family always says my voice is a gift—a precious jewel I inherited from my maternal grandma, Julia Kate Hudson. My sister and I used to joke that the 'Kates' in our family got all the talent.



My Grandma Quotes: "What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special""

What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"



My Grandma Quotes: "I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days."

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.



My Grandma Quotes: "Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you."

Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you.



My Grandma Quotes: "Mom told me, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don’t you think?” I told her, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone"

Mom told me, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don’t you think?” I told her, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone



My Grandma Quotes: "After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better."

After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.



My Grandma Quotes: "I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world."

I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world.



My Grandma Quotes: "That's what it is to be a grandma. All fun and no stress."

That's what it is to be a grandma. All fun and no stress.



My Grandma Quotes: "The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas."

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas.



My Grandma Quotes: "The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma.""

The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's Eat Grandma."



My Grandma Quotes: "Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades."

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.



My Grandma Quotes: "I was so desperate to get a job on TV (with no money), that I dressed as an old lady, went to the TV channel and said to security that I was the producer's grandma and had brought him lunch."

I was so desperate to get a job on TV (with no money), that I dressed as an old lady, went to the TV channel and said to security that I was the producer's grandma and had brought him lunch.



My Grandma Quotes: "We all love being outdoors. Grandma was in her garden or fishing; Mama loves to fish and I love to be outside. We all love the Lord."

We all love being outdoors. Grandma was in her garden or fishing; Mama loves to fish and I love to be outside. We all love the Lord.



My Grandma Quotes: "Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck."

Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck.



My Grandma Quotes: "She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh."

She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh.



My Grandma Quotes: "I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids."

I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids.