Men Quotes

A man can forgive all manner of faults in beautiful women that in ugly men he find entirely beyond sufferance

The man who doesn't howl at the moon when his mother dies is no man at all.

But she's still afraid that the more she misses him--his face, his skin, the way he looked at her--and the more hope she has that she'll see him again, the more she has to lose.

Grief loves the hollow

Death wins nothing here, gnawing wings that amputate––then spread, lift up, fly.

Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.

Hate is a place where a man who can't stand sadness goes

A woman can never be late when she is meeting with a man. But a man can most certainly be late when he is meeting with a woman.

A man wants to see a woman as an angel of imagination, but a woman wants to prove that she is a person.

Were men and women ever really just friends?

Friends help each other when they are...you know...going up international hit men and stuff.

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.

The men who are dropped in a jungle or a desert and expected video games and got mundanity and depravity and friends dying like animals.

Your impact on the lives of others--your family, the people at your church, your workmates--is cultivated with each decision you make, no matter how small.

You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world.

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles.

The problem with having problems is that ‘someone’ always has it worse.

I shudder at the thought of men....I'm due to fall in love again

Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

Do you eat all of the men in the family? Where do they go? Does this house have a basement?

Men are as faithful as their options.

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.

Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well."-Uncle Charles

Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent.

Men are like dogs, " Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley.An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'

If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I don't want to know.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart

The best thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25-year-old men more.

he knows that it's impossible to tell a wolffrom a man ifhe keeps his chin upand his teeth clean.

May a man live well-enough and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.

I don't think Harry cares about being forgiven, " Poppy said glumly."Of course he does. Men love to be forgiven. It makes us feel better about our inability to learn from our mistakes.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! YOU'VE READ ABOUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPERS! NOW, SHUDDER AS YOU OBSERVE, BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THAT MOST RAREAND RAGIC OF NATURE'S MIS

[Amy] pulled a face. 'Honestly, when you grow up you'll learn you may as well try herding cats as keeping men in one place, ' she told me solemnly, which I vowed to remember.

His voice is like a thunderstorm, and his hands know every secret hidden deep beneath the cool, dark earth.

...Gentlemen don't understand anything, however wise they may be.

Men are always lost, they are confused and afraid, thus they are more trouble than they're worth.

You'll understand me when you're older. Then you'll see how men can blind you. And I mean blind you. To the point that you're no longer yourself.

For heaven's sake, dear, he's a man. Men aren't very good at analyzing themselves, you know.

Your husband this morning! Mine tonight! What do you take him for?''A man' smiled Cynthia. 'And therefore, if you won't let me call him changeable, I'll coin a word and call him consolable.

It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.

When sinners accuse people, evil just did her job, accusing.

He doesn't jingle my chimes.

Of course you're sorry. The first words out of the mouths of men who are caught doing something they're only too happy to continue until they're caught.

Men don't ask other men if they're getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building kung fu master fearless of ever being mugged.

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.

A Man can Choose what he wants to be. A Gentleman doesn't have a Choice.

How many men with a microphone can tell you what he loves the most?

I’d find someone else. No distractions. Men get in the way of ambition. Plus, they laugh at you when you fail