Men Quotes

The first time you view a house, you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.

You have to humor them you know." Lucile sighed lightly as the door closed. "Men can be boring, but they are necessary. One needs to learn to work around them. Don't you think so?

Tell me this. What is it with men and feeling like they have to act like self-destructive superheroes whenever trouble shows up?”“It’s the only way we know how to love.

Such kindness wasn't a gift but a goad, scraping against one's skin like a yoke of thorns. She would have preferred him stiff, defensive, even offensive.

Man is more attractive when left to the imagination.

I have only men like you n novels, men who lived their own idiosyncrasies.

I can still count on one hand the number of men I've slept with.

And what of failure?"He shrugged."The consequence of not succeesing.Remember what Homer said.Circumstances rule men, not men circumstances.

But when a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep. Now whenever that young man looked he looked like a sheep I take back all is this morning. It is genuine.

Men are bad cyclists, hunters of wild animals, kamikazes, samurai and Christian martyrs.

He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Admittedly . . . that tartness was part of the allure all along.

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

What chilling blows we suffer-thanks to our conflicting wills-whenever we show these mortal men some kindness.

Boys, men, " she said. "They're all the same. They think that this [their manhood] is something special and they're all so proud of it. They do not know how ridiculous it is.

I like the idea of these bad boys having soft nougat centers.

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

The one great universal in the study of violence is that most of it is committed by fifteen-to-thirty-year-old men.

Men, she decided, were a strange, thick-skulled, ball-kicking species no one on earth could have a sensible conversation with.

He speaks in a way that leaves no room for argument, on the edge of condescension and caring. It's a trick all men of the South have to learn before they're accepted as one of the good ol' boys.

The things white men failed to notice would fill the world they had ruined ten thousand times over.

All men have One Master, the Maker.

Never fall for a man whose chief antagonist is himself, whose chief conversational partner is the man in the mirror when he shaves.

Men are quite unobservant, you know. They see only what they wish to see.

with ringworm, lice bites, and a million bugs. Men so sick they are dying

Never worry about what you say to a man. They're so conceited that they never believe you mean it if it's unflattering.”-Caroline to Ursual.

A man in drink can be like a ravening wolf.

A woman's confidence separates the men from the boys.

All men are rapists, and that's all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws, their codes.

Most men judge your importance in their lives by how much you can hurt them, not by how happy you can make them.

That’s what nobody admits about men, how needy they are.

He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.

No matter how exotic or seemingly different another man is, there's always some reflection of self in another male.

If anything has made men more effeminate in the past half-century, it's been the running feminist critique of masculinity.

The natural gods of men are other men, mythic or real, who embody manhood in men's eyes.

There are no gods, only men.

I am tired of men hurting women and each other and themselves.

Men are always optimists when they look inwards, and pessimists when they look around them.

And only men could have invented the idea of a king.

I am tired of men dying because they feel alone, feeling like they are destined for prison or monotony or gender role-playing or anything less than their most divine of dreams.

It is the prerogative of women to make men wait.

After they had skated around the pond several times, my father asked my mother to marry him. I expect he did it awkwardly, but awkwardness in men was a sign of sincerity then.

You should have seen him, ” she said. “A real ladies’ man. Stuff in his hair. Dark glasses. Fancy shoes. He had no idea how funny he looked. I much prefer men with ordinary shoes and honest trousers.

Great men dare the giant of impossibilities

A man in love is a sorry spectacle.

God save us all from good-looking men.

Loving God is a play scenario written in the spirit of men

Men. Young men. Legal age, mind you. But young nonetheless. And it’s not what you think. When we meet, we make … magic.

What is the French word for rain? Le rain? La rain? Is the rain masculine or feminine? It’s such a bother that it must be masculine.

Men start off good and then the world makes them mean. The world is mean from the start and gets meaner every day. It uses you up until you only dream of death.

Is there no end to his diguises of benevolence?