Men Quotes

Think of all the human suffering caused by the sad truth that beautiful sexy women or handsome Porsche-owning men often prove to have miserable genes for other traits

[Alessandro Michele] is finally made clothing for men that is as fun to wear as the clothes that women get to wear. That's not often the case. There's a sense of joy and celebration in it.

I haven't figured out why people like what they like. I don't know. I wish I did. I could sell that to everybody, man, and be a millionaire.

Guess in my brain I have a figurative 'man card' that's got certain punches that need to be punched.

The acting is more of a secondary thing for me now. I will be in it, if I'm the best man for the job, but it really is about creating characters and shows.

I love writing and photography and the natural world that inspires them both. I'm working on getting as lost as I can in the beauty before it is completely wiped clean by the madness of man.

When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man.

I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.

There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

You have to offer sort of an evolution visually and do things like you've never seen before, like a fight between two men in a toilet on an airplane which was very exciting.

I have a man and a woman in the same body; I have the male and female values in the same body.

When I was born, there was a very isolated idea of what it meant to be a man or a woman, and you belonged to one gender or the other.

As a young, Black man in America, I look out and (realize) that our community is the most affected by HIV.

Country music turns the stuff we say every day into a soundtrack...taking an ordinary working man like me into that rough, happy country of longnecks and short tales.

The ability to last more than six minutes - isn't that what all men want?

The FBI is urging all Americans to beware of any letters or packages that have badly misspelled words. Man, this is going to be terrible news for the rap industry.

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

I don't know why it's so hard to believe women. You to go Saudi Arabia and you need two women to testify against a man. Here you need 25.

President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.

50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.

There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.

If you were an actor, anybody could go on Broadway and take a George Carlin hour and do it on stage as a one man show. They're all stand alone essays.

The pathos of man is that he hungers for personal fulfillment and for a sense of community with others.

I am not a businessman. I am a business, man.

I got this black chick, she don't know how to act Always talkin' out her neck, makin' her fingers snap She like, "Listen Jigga Man, I don't care if you rap You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me

I think I'm going to cry, this is crazy." "No, you're just processing. Go ahead and cry." "I thought men got nervous around crying females." "I'm a Marine, remember? We're trained to handle anything.

My father was the only man I ever knew who really loved me unselfishly, who never used me for personal gain.

I used to walk around saying that I'm just another black man without a college degree.

The first thing we become convinced of is that man is organized so as to be far more sensible of pain than of pleasure.

The senses are the organs by which man places himself in connexion with exterior objects.

Sight and touch, being thus increased in capacity, might belong to some species far superior to man; or rather the human species would be far different had all the senses been thus improved.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

The wisest man may always learn something from the humblest peasant.

In exiling myself I am not exiling a monster, but a man whom society will not allow to live, since it considers one of the mysterious cogs in God's masterpiece to be a mistake.

A man has made great progress in cunning when he does not seem too clever to others.

There is nothing men are so anxious to keep, and yet are so careless about, as life.

Men fall from great fortune because of the same shortcomings that led to their rise.

A man who has schemed for some time can no longer do without it; all other ways of living are to him dull and insipid.

If men wish to be held in esteem, they must associate with those only who are estimable.

A man must be completely wanting in intelligence if he does not show it when actuated by love, malice, or necessity.

The same amount of pride which makes a man treat haughtily his inferiors, makes him cringe servilely; to those above him.

Most men employ the first part of life to make the other part miserable. [Fr., La plupart des hommes emploient la premiere part vie a rendre l'autre miserable.]

A wise man neither suffers himself to be governed, nor attempts to govern others.

Life is a kind of sleep: old men sleep longest, nor begin to wake but when they are to die.